{"product_id":"shaking-tits-and-talking-shit-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shaking Tits And Talking Shit Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shaking Tits And Talking Shit Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny graphic tee that says exactly what your Friday night personality is thinking. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, and absolutely no subtlety. It rhymes because the best mottos always do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person in your friend group who orders the shots nobody asked for. This is going-out apparel for anyone whose bar tab tells a better story than their Instagram.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever described yourself as \"a lot\" and meant it as a compliment, this shirt was already yours before you found it. The Shaking Tits And Talking Shit motto isn't aspirational. It's a status report.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives everything your Saturday night throws at it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're not here to be formal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that sticks around longer than your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know exactly one person this phrase describes, yes, and you probably thought of them before you finished reading the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelorette parties, birthdays, or \"I saw this and it's literally you\" energy. The best gifts are the ones that require no explanation, and this shirt explains itself on contact.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true for most body types.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing keeps the color locked in. Follow the care label, skip the dryer if you're paranoid, and it stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone whose entire personality this phrase describes, yes. Basically a love letter at that point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your going-out energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. That's sort of the whole point. 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