{"product_id":"she-bermuda-on-my-bahama-until-i-come-on-pretty-mama-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"She Bermuda On My Bahama Until I Come On Pretty Mama Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe She Bermuda On My Bahama Until I Come On Pretty Mama tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that sounds filthy without containing a single dirty word. Just island names arranged in the most suspicious order possible. Pin-up art, heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually says this out loud?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryone standing behind you, whether they mean to or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe cadence is a trap. Your brain reads the back of this shirt in a dancehall rhythm and suddenly you're reciting something that sounds absolutely unhinged in a grocery store checkout line. None of the words are dirty, but every single one of them sounds like it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, they all actually exist)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because V-necks have no place in comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print locks ink into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading into a sad pastel version of itself\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull design on the back. Front stays clean for plausible deniability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person well enough to hold eye contact while they read it, yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the friend with the quote-unquote \"worst\" sense of humor who still gets invited to everything. Works for birthdays, bachelor parties, or any random Tuesday when someone needs reminding that the English language is just a series of choices. Available in black or white so you can match it to their personality (or lack of one).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Bermuda On My Bahama\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiterally nothing. They're place names arranged to sound like something your mother would ground you for saying. Say it out loud and you'll understand immediately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack. The full pin-up artwork and text are printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS to 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds ink directly into the fabric fibers, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42777117884498,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42777117917266,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42777117950034,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42777117982802,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42777118015570,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42777118048338,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42777118081106,"sku":"SheBermudaB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42777118113874,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42777118146642,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42777118179410,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42777118212178,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42777118244946,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42777118277714,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42777118310482,"sku":"SheBermudaB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/She_Bermuda_On_My_Bahama_Until_I_Come_On_Pretty_Mama__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1791048097","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/she-bermuda-on-my-bahama-until-i-come-on-pretty-mama-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}