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You're wearing a technically clean shirt that makes everyone in the room deeply suspicious of you, which is honestly better than wearing something actually vulgar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after three washes (important when the design is doing this much heavy lifting)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you don't need a V-neck complicating things here\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the color stays locked in, no cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I give this as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you know your audience. This is a perfect gift for the friend who reads everything out loud without thinking. It's also a strong move for bachelor parties, beach trips, or anyone who thinks \"technically not inappropriate\" is the funniest category of humor. If the recipient needs jokes explained to them, maybe get them a candle instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Bermuda On My Bahama Until I Come On Pretty Mama\" actually mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNothing. The words are place names arranged to sound like something explicit. The joke is the rhythm, not the meaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot a single word on it is vulgar. It just sounds like it should be. That plausible deniability is the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex S through 4XL in a relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so the design holds up through the wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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