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Honestly, that's the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe apple framing is technically family-friendly. Technically.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person reads things out loud, it's a perfect gift. If they don't, it still works. They'll figure it out eventually, probably mid-sip at brunch, probably in front of their parents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEither way, you've handed someone a shirt that pays off every time a new person reads the back and does the math.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Call Me Apple The Way I Be In Cider\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a phonetic pun. Say \"in cider\" at regular speed. We're not spelling it out for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, and 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the colors hold up through regular washing. Skip the bleach and you're good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42771476283474,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42771476316242,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42771476349010,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42771476381778,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771476414546,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771476447314,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771476480082,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42771476512850,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42771476545618,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42771476578386,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42771476611154,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771476643922,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771476676690,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771476709458,"sku":"SheCallMeAppleTheWayIBeInCiderB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/She_Call_Me_Apple_The_Way_I_Be_In_Cider__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790838655","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/she-call-me-apple-the-way-i-be-in-cider-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}