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You're buying a live social experiment you can wear to brunch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL. Room for everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because v-necks peaked in 2014 and we all agreed to move on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the design holds its color through washes, not just the first Instagram photo.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e. Pick your fighter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for anyone whose sense of humor runs a little dirty and a lot clever. The kind of person who appreciates a pun that technically passes the censors but absolutely should not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFair warning: if the recipient doesn't catch it right away, they'll eventually say the phrase out loud in public and have a moment. That's a feature, not a bug.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Call Me Apple The Way I Be In Cider\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay it out loud. Slowly. The apple framing is just the setup. The punchline lives in how \"in cider\" sounds when you stop reading and start speaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOn paper, it's about apples and cider. Out loud, it's something else entirely. The beauty is plausible deniability. You're technically just a person who likes fruit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable. Size up if you want oversized, go true to size for a standard look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) printing bonds the ink into the fabric. 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