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You just let people figure it out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S to 4XL (absurdist humor has no size limit)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you're chaotic but not a V-neck person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text stays crisp long after your friends stop asking what it means\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely, if you actually know the person. This isn't a safe play.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe She Okie On My Dokie Til I Artichoke tee is the kind of gift that says \"I know exactly how weird you are and I support it.\" Give it to the friend who sends memes at 3 AM. They'll get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Okie On My Dokie Til I Artichoke\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, nothing. That's the entire point. It's beautiful nonsense, stop overthinking it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. It's a unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable without being a tent.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Follow basic care instructions and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. 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