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White all-caps text across the front, doing exactly one thing and doing it well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue paper situation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because this is a t-shirt, not a fashion experiment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays crisp and doesn't crack or peel (your dryer can't ruin this one)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only\u003c\/strong\u003e, three lines of stacked all-caps that do all the talking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gifts you can give someone who lives on the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eZero explanation needed if they know the format. If they don't, they'll spend thirty seconds reading it out loud and then it clicks. Pair it with absolutely no context for maximum effect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Shabbat On My Shalom Till I Passover\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's the \"she ___ on my ___ till I ___\" meme template filled with words that happen to fit the rhythm perfectly. If you know, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's wordplay. The comedy is in the sentence structure, not the vocabulary. If absurd meme formats bother you, the entire internet is going to be a rough time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print hold up after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric so it stays sharp without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to family dinner?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your family. 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