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Honestly, that's half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because philosophy puns don't need a V-neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that sticks around longer than your philosophy degree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back. Let them read it. Keep walking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf the person on your list has ever quoted Descartes at a party, yes. Absolutely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works for birthdays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, or just that \"I saw this and thought of you\" energy. The She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am tee is the kind of gift that says you know exactly who they are. And you're fine with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"She Thinks On My Therefore Till I Am\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSay it out loud, slowly. We'll wait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. It's a back print, so you get to walk away from conversations in style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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