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Not trying to reinvent geometry here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays sharp and doesn't crack, peel, or fade into existential nothingness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, because even Descartes would have wanted options.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a philosophy nerd?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for a philosophy nerd. It's an even better gift for someone who failed philosophy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they can read the full title out loud without pausing, they're your people. If they can't get through it without laughing, buy two. 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