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You know who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't fall apart after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck (controversial toppings, conventional neckline)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the colors actually stick around\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a pineapple pizza person?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. If someone in your life has been personally victimized by the pineapple-on-pizza debate, this is the shirt. Works for birthdays, Secret Santa, or just validating someone's questionable taste. The backprint means they can walk away from the argument and let the shirt handle it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is clean, so you can approach people normally before they discover your controversial topping stance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this pineapple pizza shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Plenty of room for pizza.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing locks the color in. Your commitment to pineapple pizza might waver, but the print won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so it holds its shape in the wash. 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