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This one has an actual story.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that doesn't go see-through after one wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because pizza doesn't discriminate by body type\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks have no place in food discourse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the cartoon stays crisp, not cracked and peeling like a gas station bumper sticker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for anyone who has an opinion about pineapple on pizza (so, everyone). Works for birthdays, white elephants, or passive-aggressively settling an argument about toppings. Sizing runs S through 4XL, so you don't need to interrogate anyone about their measurements. When in doubt, size up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade or crack after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. It's DTG printed directly into the fabric, so the cartoon holds up through repeat washes without cracking, peeling, or fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the pineapple pizza shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. Pick whichever matches your stance on the pineapple pizza debate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFront. The back is blank, because the pineapple and pizza need their privacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually soft?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton with real substance. Not flimsy, not stiff. 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