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You walk into a room front-first like a normal person and leave behind a legacy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up better than your New Year's fitness goals\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e with a blank front (the back does all the work)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that survives wash cycles and regret cycles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design:\u003c\/strong\u003e three lines of text, centered, readable from across the gym\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift for anyone who thinks motivational posters are already a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever sent you a \"rise and grind\" text ironically, this is their shirt. The back print format means they won't even see it while wearing it. Everyone else will. That's the kind of energy a good gift should have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the design look like?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree lines of text stacked on the back of the shirt: SHIT HARD \/ OR \/ CUM TRYING. The front is blank. Clean and readable from across the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG printing method locks the ink into the fabric. Follow the care instructions (cold wash, tumble dry low) and the print stays sharp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt available in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt comes in black or white. The design works best kept simple.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me kicked out of somewhere?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProbably depends on the somewhere. 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