{"product_id":"shit-hard-or-cum-trying-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shit Hard Or Cum Trying Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Hard Or Cum Trying tee from Unethical Threads takes a perfectly good motivational slogan and puts it through the worst possible filter. Three stacked lines of text-only commitment to absolutely nothing. Available in black or white, because your dedication to giving 110% at something nobody asked for deserves options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think hustle culture peaked the moment it stopped taking itself seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know the type. They have three gym memberships, zero motivation, and an Instagram bio that still says \"entrepreneur.\" This is the shirt you throw on when the pep talk has fully disconnected from anything resembling a plan. It reads like a locker-room poster from a universe where the coach just stopped caring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually has some weight to it. Not tissue paper with a dream.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Room for everyone to commit this hard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean. Simple. Like the shirt's philosophy, minus the philosophy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the text stays locked in. Your commitment doesn't fade.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e Pick your podium.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gifts you can give someone who has no filter and no shame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday, holiday, gag gift, \"I saw this and thought of you\" situations. You already know who in your life this is for. You thought of them before you finished reading the title. Don't overthink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Shit Hard Or Cum Trying tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a crew neck. It feels substantial, not flimsy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe text is DTG printed directly into the fabric, so it holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. The design is text-only, so both hit clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on how much you value being invited back to the next team lunch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42726660767826,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42726660800594,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42726660833362,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42726660866130,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42726660898898,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42726660931666,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42726660964434,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42726660997202,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42726661029970,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42726661062738,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42726661095506,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42726661128274,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42726661161042,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42726661193810,"sku":"ShithardOrCumTryingF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Shit_Hard_Or_Cum_Trying_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1789054573","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/shit-hard-or-cum-trying-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}