{"product_id":"shit-shat-shart-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shit Shat Shart Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Shat Shart tee from Unethical Threads is a back print that formats three words like an irregular verb conjugation chart on a classroom wall. Adult humor disguised as word play, delivered completely straight. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is it on the back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause three words stacked vertically is a chart, and charts go on walls. The back of this shirt is the biggest flat surface you wear, and it faces everyone who isn't you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's educational signage installed on a human being. You never see anyone reading it, and the whole room gets conjugated at once while you walk to the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like tissue paper after three washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (the only neckline appropriate for academic reference material)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the text holds up to years of silent instruction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's basically purpose-built for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecret Santa, white elephant, bachelor party, the friend who has been saying one word too much this year. The mock-grammar framing keeps it clean enough for the office gift exchange while being exactly dumb enough that nobody misses the point. A front print version exists if the recipient prefers facing their audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. The front is blank. This is a back print shirt, so the design faces everyone behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSHIT, SHAT, SHART. Three words stacked vertically, formatted like an irregular verb conjugation chart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a front print version?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The same design is available as a front print if you'd rather deliver the lesson face to face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's three words presented as a grammar exercise. If someone is offended by verb conjugation, that's between them and their English teacher.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42637239844946,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42637239877714,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42637239910482,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42637239943250,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637239976018,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637240008786,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637240041554,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42637240074322,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42637240107090,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42637240139858,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42637240172626,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42637240205394,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42637240238162,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42637240270930,"sku":"ShitShatShartB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Shit_Shat_Shart_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787336876","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/shit-shat-shart-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}