{"product_id":"shit-shat-shart-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shit Shat Shart Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Shat Shart Tee from Unethical Threads presents the principal parts of an irregular verb nobody wanted conjugated. Three words, complete grammatical sincerity, absolutely no educational merit. It belongs on a classroom poster in a universe slightly worse than this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGrammar nerds, dad-joke lifers, and anyone who thinks verb conjugation is an underexplored comedic format. It's a weirdly specific group, and it's larger than you'd expect.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a word-play shirt for the person who finds one dumb joke funny for an entire calendar year. Works as a gag gift, Secret Santa pick, white elephant entry, or bachelor party shirt that's dumb but not mean. Also a genuinely funny gift for the dad, brother, or friend who already owns every joke mug ever manufactured.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a suggestion of one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Conjugation is for everybody.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Classic. No surprises up top.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that lasts. The words stay on the shirt longer than they'll stay in polite company.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the recipient's sense of humor, yes. This is peak gag gift, Secret Santa, and white elephant energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Shat Shart Tee lands hardest with people who appreciate word play, dumb humor delivered with a straight face, and the specific comedy of treating something indefensible with total academic seriousness. If someone in your life has ever laughed too long at a single word, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt reads Shit Shat Shart, presented as the three principal parts of an irregular verb. Text only, no graphics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's three words formatted like a grammar exercise. Whether that's offensive is between you and whoever taught you the past tense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Secret Santa gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf your Secret Santa group appreciates the kind of gift that gets an audible \"oh no\" followed by real laughter, yes. 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