{"product_id":"shit-show-admit-one-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shit Show Admit One Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Show Admit One tee from Unethical Threads puts a carnival ride ticket across the back of your shirt, complete with perforated edge and stub. You're not complaining about the chaos. You're handing out admission.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked in chaos and never looked back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Show Admit One back print is for the friend who turns every group chat into a crisis briefing, the coworker whose desk looks like evidence, and anyone who figured out that owning the disaster is funnier than pretending you have it together. Available in black or white, so your particular flavor of catastrophe has options.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a paper towel in disguise\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're chaotic, not feral\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print for color that survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign is printed on the back of the shirt. Front is for your lanyard collection or whatever.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's one of the best gag gifts you can hand someone with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe ticket format does the heavy lifting. No one needs to know the person or the inside joke. It just works. If your friend, coworker, or sibling lives in permanent \"everything is on fire\" mode, this is the shirt. Pair it with a gift receipt if you're feeling generous, but honestly, they're keeping it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Shit Show Admit One tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true with a little breathing room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere is the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe carnival ticket graphic is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes it come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it'll hold its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate for work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. 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