{"product_id":"shit-show-admit-one-funny-t-shirt","title":"Shit Show Admit One Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Shit Show Admit One tee from Unethical Threads is a carnival ticket graphic on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white. You're not watching the disaster from the sidelines. You are the disaster, and you're handing out stubs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who peaked at being a problem and decided to own it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the friend who shows up late with a story that makes everyone forget they're annoyed. The one who thrives in dysfunction and has no plans to stop. It's a self-aware sarcastic tee for anyone who's accepted their role in the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and a spill or three)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because V-necks are a different kind of chaos\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually lasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. No, you can't get it in beige.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the best gift for someone you know well enough to roast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they thrive in dysfunction and think self-deprecating humor is a love language, this is it. The Shit Show Admit One tee works as a gag gift, a party shirt, or just a Tuesday. They'll wear it. Repeatedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Shit Show Admit One tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the color locked in through regular washing. Turn it inside out and wash cold if you want to go the extra mile, but it's not fragile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDepends on your company. It's self-deprecating humor, not a personal attack on anyone else. Most people laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Two options, both correct.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42777118867538,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42777118900306,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42777118933074,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42777118965842,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42777118998610,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42777119031378,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42777119064146,"sku":"ShitShowredF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42777119096914,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42777119129682,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42777119162450,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42777119195218,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42777119227986,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42777119260754,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42777119293522,"sku":"ShitShowredF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Shit_Show_Admit_One_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1791048308","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/shit-show-admit-one-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}