{"product_id":"single-and-ready-to-get-nervous-around-anyone-i-find-attractive-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Single And Ready To Get Nervous Around Anyone I Find Attractive tee from Unethical Threads is for everyone whose flirting strategy is brief eye contact followed by twenty minutes of phone-staring. The design is on the back, so they can read it as you walk away without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLiterally anyone who has ever rehearsed \"hey\" in their head forty times and then said nothing. So, most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt for the dating app bio that says \"looking for someone to be nervous around.\" It's the self-aware single person's uniform. You know you're a mess at this. Might as well own it. Available in black or white, sizes S through 4XL, because social anxiety doesn't discriminate by body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that feels substantial, not like a tissue with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives your laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBack print design, because the best exit strategy is a silent one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift for a Single Friend?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. Possibly the most honest thing you can give someone who keeps saying they're \"putting themselves out there\" while physically hiding behind a menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Galentine's Day, or as a gentle roast. If they laugh, they needed it. If they don't laugh, they really needed it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs true and comfortable across the board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's a back print. The front is blank, which is honestly a pretty accurate representation of your face when you see someone attractive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton built to hold its shape. 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