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It's precision engineering in service of the worst pickup line ever committed to cotton.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat You're Getting\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive everything your social life can't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that won't ghost you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Front print only, because the joke literally requires it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan you actually wear this in public?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTechnically, yes. Nobody can stop you. The real question is whether you have the energy to explain the upside-down text to every person who squints at your chest and then watches the lightbulb go on. Some will laugh. Some will need a minute. That moment of realization is honestly half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the upside-down text intentional?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The text is printed inverted on purpose. It reads correctly from above the wearer, which is the entire joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt front print only?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The design only works as a front print because the joke depends on the wearer's orientation. A back print would just be upside-down text with no punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. 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