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For the friend who treats commitment like a food allergy, the coworker whose dating stories need a content warning, or yourself, because you clicked on it and you're still here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eComes in black or white, so you don't even need to know their favorite color.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, runs comfortable on everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. The entire design is printed on the back of the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing holds its color wash after wash. 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