{"product_id":"sober-so-ber-so-beer-so-beer-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sober So Ber So Beer So Beer Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sober So Ber So Beer So Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is a typographic slow-motion collapse printed on the back of the shirt. Four lines that start with SOBER and end somewhere very different. Your resolve was never going to survive the fourth line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who gave up pretending they're on a health kick. This backprint is for the person whose Friday night was always going to end the same way, no matter what the Monday-morning version of themselves promised.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads top to bottom as people walk behind you, so the joke lands without you lifting a finger. Let your back do the talking while your mouth does the drinking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can take a beating (and a spill)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because nobody needs a V-neck at a bar\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print, so the colors actually last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good beer lover gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for anyone who thinks \"sober curious\" means curious how long until the next round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, bar crawls, bachelor parties, or just a Tuesday. The Sober So Ber So Beer So Beer Tee makes the recipient a walking punchline in the best possible way. It's a gag gift someone will actually wear, which is rarer than you think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the design on this shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFour lines of text on the back that transition from SOBER to SO BEER. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex sizes S through 4XL. Relaxed fit, so go with your standard size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt good quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeavyweight cotton with DTG printing. The print holds up and the fabric has real weight to it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the design go on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe back. That's the whole point. 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