{"product_id":"sober-so-ber-so-beer-so-beer-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sober So Ber So Beer So Beer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sober So Ber So Beer So Beer Tee from Unethical Threads is a typographic slow-motion collapse. Four lines that start with sobriety and end with a question mark and a drink order. Available in black or white, heavyweight cotton, sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho's this shirt actually for?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone whose willpower has an expiration date. Which is everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design does all the work. Read it top to bottom: SOBER becomes SO BER becomes SO BEER becomes SO BEER. It's the kind of shirt that gets a knowing look at the bar because everyone's lived it. Perfect for craft beer fans, brewery crawls, tailgates, or just Tuesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to absorb your questionable choices.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Nobody's left out.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. The neckline your resolve would've chosen before line four.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the joke stays sharp long after your memory of last night doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for a beer lover?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gag gift. Also the right call for someone who swore they were going to be good tonight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, if you're shopping for someone who's ever said \"I'm not drinking tonight\" and then absolutely did, this is their shirt. Works as a bar shirt, a craft beer festival essential, a birthday grab, or just proof that you really do know them that well. The typography tee format means the joke lands before a single word gets spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the Sober So Beer shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFour stacked lines: SOBER, SO BER, SO BEER, SO BEER. The word dissolves from sobriety into a drink order as you read down. Nobody's resolve survives the fourth line.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the color into the fabric. Your dryer won't win this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to people who think sobriety should never be questioned. 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