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We'll leave it there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because you're antisocial, not a V-neck person\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors don't bail on you after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e, both equally committed to your excuse\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes This Work as a Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePractically built for it. Everyone knows someone who treats punctuality as a suggestion and leaving early as a personal right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday gift, holiday gift, \"sorry I forgot your birthday because I didn't want to come to your party\" gift. The layered meaning is a bonus for anyone paying attention. Sizes run S to 4XL, so you don't even need to guess that hard.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes, but most people grab their usual and it works out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes do you carry?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Nobody gets excluded from being fashionably antisocial.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed directly into the fabric, not slapped on top. The design holds up through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDepends entirely on your workplace. If HR already has opinions about you, this won't help. If your office has a sense of humor, go for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the \"come\" part intentional?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWe're not going to spell it out for you. 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