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They won't fix the behavior, but at least now they have an outfit for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with sleeves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because we're keeping it classic even when the text isn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors lock into the fabric. No cracking, no fading, no excuses (well, one excuse, printed right on the front).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront print only.\u003c\/strong\u003e The back is clean. You can walk away from the situation if needed.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. Specifically for the person in your life who treats arrival times as loose suggestions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthdays, White Elephant, Secret Santa, \"I saw this and it was literally you\" energy. If the recipient reads it out loud at the party and the room goes quiet for half a second before everyone loses it, you've done your job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the shirt actually say \"edging\" on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. In very large letters. The word EDGING sits dead center in bold white type. Everything else is smaller. You will be seen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnisex S through 4XL, relaxed fit. Size up if you want it oversized, stay true to size for a standard fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric instead of sitting on top. Colors stay put through the wash. 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