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Perfect for Vegas trips, riverboat nights, or that Tuesday afternoon at the tribal casino when you told yourself you'd only play the penny slots.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that survives the all-you-can-eat buffet\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your bankroll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white (the casino doesn't care what you're wearing when you lose)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who gambles?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever texted you \"I was up early\" at 3 AM from a casino floor, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the kind of gift that says \"I see you and I'm not going to pretend the comped drinks are free.\" Works for bachelor parties, birthday weekends in Vegas, or the friend who has a players club card at three different casinos. The Sorry Ladies The Casino Already Fucked Me And Took My Money Tee says what their bank statement already knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is DTG printed. 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