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If your players club card gets more use than your gym membership, you already know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can survive a night on the casino floor and the walk of shame to your car\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (the buffet isn't going to eat itself)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because you've already made enough risky choices today\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that holds up longer than your bankroll\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good casino trip gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the most honest souvenir anyone has ever brought back from Vegas. Give it to the friend who \"was up early,\" the bachelor party casualty, or the coworker who took a personal day that happened to land on a riverboat casino's grand opening. It says what everybody already knows, so at least they won't have to explain themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt actually say fucked on it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, in full, clear lettering. If that word is going to cause problems at your family reunion, plan accordingly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Sorry Ladies Casino tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. We don't gatekeep poor financial decisions by body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who gambles?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the most honest souvenir you can bring back from a casino trip. Better than a keychain, and probably cheaper than whatever they lost at the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe DTG print holds its color through plenty of wash cycles. Your bankroll at the casino won't last as long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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