{"product_id":"spank-me-like-a-pack-of-cigarettes-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Spank Me Like A Pack Of Cigarettes Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Spank Me Like A Pack Of Cigarettes Tee from Unethical Threads is a deadpan innuendo shirt built on one very specific smoker's ritual. You pack a fresh pack of cigarettes by smacking it firmly against your palm a few times to settle the tobacco. This shirt cheerfully requests the same treatment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eConfident adults who enjoy watching strangers do the math. The two-second delay while a non-smoker works out what packing a pack of cigarettes means is half the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBachelorette parties love this one. Bar crawls, music festivals, birthday nights out. If you're looking for a funny adult humor shirt that reads across a room, this is it. It's also a killer gag gift for a partner or the friend who treats public embarrassment as a competitive sport. The kind of naughty shirt that gets worn immediately, not folded into a drawer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. The kind you actually want against skin if you're going to be making requests like this.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL. Room for everyone with questionable judgment and good taste.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Clean lines, maximum chaos from the collar up.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print. The text stays crisp through every wash, even if your reputation doesn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the best. This is the funny offensive shirt that gets unwrapped at the party and immediately pulled on over whatever someone's already wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for bachelorette gifts, birthdays, Valentine's Day if your relationship runs on sarcasm, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific. The Spank Me Like A Pack Of Cigarettes Tee lands because the joke is oddly precise and a little absurd. It's a party shirt and a personality test in one. For adults only, obviously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"spank me like a pack of cigarettes\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen you open a fresh pack of cigarettes, you pack it by smacking it against your palm a few times to compress the tobacco. The shirt takes that mundane smoker's ritual and turns it into an innuendo. It's a simile, delivered completely deadpan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's an innuendo, not an insult. Most people either laugh or spend a few seconds working out the cigarette reference, which is honestly the best part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Pick the one that matches your energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good bachelorette party shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePractically made for it. 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