{"product_id":"spread-cheeks-not-joy-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Spread Cheeks Not Joy Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Spread Cheeks Not Joy Tee from Unethical Threads is for people who never had a filter to begin with. Heavyweight cotton, unisex S-4XL, free shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who gave up on first impressions a long time ago. You know the one in your friend group who says the quiet part out loud at every dinner? That's the target audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's also wildly popular as a gift, mostly from people who want to watch the unboxing happen in real time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually holds up, not that tissue-paper stuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (keeping it civilized from the collarbone up)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the colors stay as loud as the message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree shipping on every order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. If you know someone who reads this shirt and immediately thinks \"that's me,\" you've found their present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, white elephants, or any occasion where a gift card would be an insult to your friendship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMinimal shrinkage. It's heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. The fit is unisex and relaxed. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this get me in trouble at work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on your workplace. We're not your HR department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFree shipping on all orders. You'll get tracking by email once it's on the way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing means the design is part of the fabric, not sitting on top. No cracking, no peeling, no fading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42349853114450,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42349853147218,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42349853179986,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42349853212754,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42349853245522,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42349853278290,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42349853311058,"sku":"SCNotJoy-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Spread_Cheeks_Not_Joy_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1774450025","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/spread-cheeks-not-joy-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}