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Frequent flyers, road warriors, anyone who's ever been clipped by a carry-on while some guy in 14C pretends the door is about to open.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a promotional freebie\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because V-necks have no place in comedy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e (direct-to-garment), so the text stays crisp without cracking or peeling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/strong\u003e That's it. Two choices, both correct.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift for someone who travels a lot?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for someone who travels a lot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever texted you from an airplane complaining about the person next to them, this is their shirt. The punchline lands on two levels, and the back placement means they don't even have to see people's reactions. Wrap it or don't, they'll get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say on the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nThe back reads \"Standing up as soon as the plane lands won't help you get off sooner... but a hooker might.\" The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nUnisex relaxed fit in sizes S through 4XL.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBack only. The front is completely blank. The people standing behind you in the aisle are the intended audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does it come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nBlack or white. 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