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The punchline is just a bonus.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a real shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck (keeping it simple so the text does the talking)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that doesn't tap out after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. That's the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eCan I wear this through TSA?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLegally, yes. Socially, that's between you and everyone in the boarding area.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt reads innocent at a glance and significantly less innocent on the second pass, which is honestly part of the fun. Makes a great gift for the frequent flyer who already has a neck pillow, a carry-on system, and a deep well of airplane-related rage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the shirt say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe front reads \"Standing Up As Soon As The Plane Lands Won't Help You Get Off Sooner... But A Hooker Might.\" Text only, no graphics or logos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit. If you're between sizes, go up for a looser feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, meaning the ink is embedded in the fabric rather than layered on top. Wash inside out on cold for the longest life.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this appropriate to wear on a plane?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends on your definition of appropriate. It's not profane in the traditional sense, but it will get read by the person in the middle seat. 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