{"product_id":"stay-home-if-you-sicc-come-over-if-you-thicc-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc tee from Unethical Threads is the unofficial dress code for anyone with a strict door policy: stay home if you're contagious, come over if you're built right. It's printed on the back, so they read it as you walk away.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who's tired of pretending they don't have a type. This is for the person who texts \"wyd\" at 11pm and means it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCouples buy matching ones. Friend groups wear them to brunch. It works anywhere confidence isn't a problem, which is hopefully most places you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't go see-through after one wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL (thicc-inclusive, obviously)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print that keeps its color through the wash cycle, not just the first three\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This Actually a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift if you know the person. It's a terrible gift if you're guessing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Stay Home If You Sicc Come Over If You Thicc shirt lands perfectly when someone already talks like this. Send it to anyone who's ever described themselves as thicc without a shred of irony. Skip it for your boss unless your workplace is significantly more fun than average.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat do Sicc and Thicc mean on this shirt?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSicc means sick (as in ill) and Thicc means thick (as in curvy). The deliberate misspellings are part of the joke. If you need that explained further, this might not be your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a back print. You walk into the room normally, but the message follows you out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. No one gets left out of the door policy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print fade or crack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing bonds the ink directly into the cotton fibers. It holds up through regular washing without cracking or peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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