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Fits right in at barbecues, house parties, and anywhere the dress code isn't business casual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton (the kind that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (thicc-inclusive, naturally)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed, so the text stays sharp instead of cracking after a few washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know the person, absolutely. If you're guessing, don't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a gift for the friend who sends unhinged memes at 2 AM. The one whose group chat messages would get anyone else fired. Not ideal for the coworker you've spoken to exactly three times. Know your audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSizes S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre SICC and THICC misspelled?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. They're deliberate slang spellings, exactly as they appear on the shirt and exactly as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to crack or peel?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed. No vinyl, no cracking. The print is in the fabric, not sitting on top of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care instructions and it'll hold up fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42771629703250,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42771629736018,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42771629768786,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42771629801554,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771629834322,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771629867090,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771629899858,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42771629932626,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42771629965394,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42771629998162,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42771630030930,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42771630063698,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42771630096466,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42771630129234,"sku":"StayHomIfYouSiccComeOverIfYouThiccF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Stay_Home_If_You_Sicc_Come_Over_If_You_Thicc_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1790859267","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/stay-home-if-you-sicc-come-over-if-you-thicc-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}