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A position paper filed by someone with no authority, no data, and total conviction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that holds up like the wearer's confidence in their own terrible takes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad policy recommendations come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck, blank front\u003c\/strong\u003e (the announcement is on the back, where you can't see the reactions)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that sticks around longer than this opinion should\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually offensive?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe shirt doesn't insult anyone. It insults the wearer's judgment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe whole bit is that someone walked around all day broadcasting workforce allocation opinions to strangers like a human bulletin board. No context, no credentials, no follow-up. If that's offensive, it's only offensive to the concept of having a filter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back of the shirt. The front is completely blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks color into the fabric. 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