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And then you put it on a shirt, which is the least efficient way to influence labor policy. But here we are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Holds up better than your labor market analysis.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic cut for your very unclassic opinion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the ink bonds into the fabric. No cracking, no peeling, no fading out before you do.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Your memo looks official either way.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this going to offend someone?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlmost certainly. But the punchline is you, the person who looked at the world and decided THIS was the workforce shortage worth addressing. Not nurses. Not teachers. This.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou've got no authority, no data, and no business commenting on labor allocation, and you went public with a position statement anyway. That's the whole bit. Everyone else is fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit across the full size range.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design holds up and won't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack and white. 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