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You already know if this is you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels like a shirt, not a napkin with sleeves\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because relationship gurus don't do V-necks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print that holds its color through washes and questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this actually work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and it's an easy one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHalf of it is advice you would actually give a friend. The other half is not pretending to be anything else. The near-rhyme is what lets one line carry both. Perfect for a birthday, a breakup recovery package, or a friend who needs to hear both halves of this advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Stretch Her Out Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt inappropriate?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Half of it is genuinely sound advice; the first half is not hiding anything. That contrast is the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is it available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe DTG print holds its color. 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