{"product_id":"sucks-to-be-you-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sucks To Be You Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sucks To Be You Tee from Unethical Threads puts four words of pure schadenfreude on your back and assigns them to whoever happens to be standing behind you. The front is blank. The back handles everything. A funny sarcastic tee in heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is it on the back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause SUCKS TO BE YOU is a parting shot, not an opener.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the last thing someone reads as you walk away. No eye contact, no rebuttal window, just four words getting smaller in the distance. The \"you\" in question is not aimed at anyone specific. It lands on whoever happens to be behind the wearer at any given moment. Completely random. Completely accidental. The wearer doesn't even know who just received it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually survives laundry day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL.\u003c\/strong\u003e Schadenfreude is not size-restricted.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nothing fancy. The back of the shirt is doing enough.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your patience\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt might be the best thing in the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Sucks To Be You Tee is a go-to novelty shirt for Secret Santa, white elephant, and coworker gift exchanges where the goal is a laugh, not a trip to HR. Also works for siblings, friends with nonexistent bedside manner, and anyone who has ever responded to someone's bad Monday with \"well, anyway.\" If you prefer the text on the front instead of the back, a front-print version of the same shirt exists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Sucks To Be You design on the front or back of the shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis is the back print version. The front of the shirt is blank. A front-print version of the same design is also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good Secret Santa or gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOne of the better ones. Four words, no context needed, and it always gets a reaction at the gift exchange.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDTG printing holds color through regular washing. 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