{"product_id":"sucks-to-suck-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sucks To Suck Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sucks To Suck Tee from Unethical Threads is three words that explain absolutely nothing. It sucks because it sucks, and that's the entire sentence. The least useful phrase in the English language, printed on the back of a shirt, because that's where dismissals go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy is it on the back?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause the placement and the phrase do the exact same thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"SUCKS TO SUCK\" is the sentence that ends a conversation. There is no reply to it. That's its whole job. And turning your back on someone is the universal gesture for exactly that. So the design and the body language say it at the same time, which is redundant on purpose. Someone complains, the wearer turns around, and the answer was already printed there. No comfort was ever on the table. If you'd rather have the text on the front, we sell that version too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that shows up like it means it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL. Enough room to turn dramatically.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck. Classic. The three words do the heavy lifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that outlasts your friend's fantasy football dignity.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePossibly the best one you'll find for anyone who loses at things on a regular basis.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFantasy football, pickup basketball, board game night, video games, office brackets, coin flips, sibling rivalry that never actually ended. It's the Secret Santa pick for the friend who went 3-11 this season. The white elephant gift for whoever came last and won't stop talking about it. A funny sarcastic tee that doubles as a novelty shirt and a genuinely funny gift for gamers, fantasy league losers, and anyone whose reaction to losing is louder than it needs to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is on the back. The front is blank. If you want the text on the front, we sell that version separately.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this offend someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt says SUCKS TO SUCK. If three words with no target offend someone, the shirt is working as intended.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for a gamer?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf they lose a lot, absolutely. If they win a lot, they'll buy it themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy get the back print instead of the front?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause the phrase is a dismissal and turning your back is a dismissal. Together they say the same thing twice, which is honestly the most this shirt was ever going to do for anybody.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42638608433234,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42638608466002,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42638608498770,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42638608531538,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42638608564306,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42638608597074,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42638608629842,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42638608662610,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42638608695378,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42638608728146,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42638608760914,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42638608793682,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42638608826450,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42638608859218,"sku":"SucksToSuckB-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Sucks_To_Suck_Tee__BACKPRINT__Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787407294","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/sucks-to-suck-tee-backprint-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}