{"product_id":"sucks-to-suck-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Sucks To Suck Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Sucks To Suck Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny sarcastic shirt built on the most perfectly useless sentence ever spoken. Why does it suck? Because it sucks. A closed loop of zero sympathy printed on heavyweight cotton, available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe person in your group who responds to every minor defeat with the same three words and has no plans to offer anything more.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour buddy lost the fantasy matchup by half a point. Sucks to suck. Someone got eliminated first in game night. Sucks to suck. You came in dead last at Mario Kart. You already know what they said. This is the funny graphic tee for gamers, fantasy league players, and anyone whose entire emotional support strategy is a tautology. A sarcastic humor shirt for the friend who stopped listening before you finished your sentence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that can handle whatever you put it through (much like your friend's ego after losing at Madden)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed so the color sticks around longer than your lead in the fourth quarter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in black or white. Pick whichever matches your sympathy level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the gag gift that actually gets worn after the bit is over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for Secret Santa, white elephant, fantasy league last-place trophies, or the friend who just lost a bet they were way too confident about. If someone in your life is always on the wrong end of a bracket, a board game, or a coin flip, the Sucks To Suck Tee is cheaper than real empathy and twice as honest. A novelty shirt and a funny gift for gamers, sore losers, and the perpetually second-place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does \"sucks to suck\" mean?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the circular non-answer you give someone after they lose at something. Why does it suck? Because it sucks. The phrase explains nothing, helps nobody, and that is the entire point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the Sucks To Suck shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNot really. It's not aimed at anyone in particular, and the joke is about petty competitive losses, not real hardship. More annoying friend energy than actual insult.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Runs true to size.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gag gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOne of the better ones. Works for Secret Santa, white elephant, fantasy league punishments, or just handing to whoever came in last at something that didn't matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is the Sucks To Suck Tee available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42638606893138,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42638606925906,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42638606958674,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42638606991442,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42638607024210,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42638607056978,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42638607089746,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42638607122514,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42638607155282,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42638607188050,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42638607220818,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42638607253586,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42638607286354,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42638607319122,"sku":"SucksToSuckF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Sucks_To_Suck_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt_Black.png?v=1787406372","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/sucks-to-suck-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}