{"product_id":"t-is-for-trauma-bonding-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"T Is For Trauma Bonding Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe T Is For Trauma Bonding Tee from Unethical Threads is a sarcastic graphic shirt featuring an elegant couple dancing while one delivers a textbook gaslight. Part of our red-flag alphabet series, it's for anyone who speaks fluent therapy TikTok and has the relationship history to back it up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been in therapy long enough to laugh about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYour friend who says \"I know it's toxic but the chemistry is insane.\" The person who quotes attachment theory at brunch and has their therapist's number saved as a favorite. If you've ever screenshot a red flag and sent it to the group chat captioned \"why is this me,\" congratulations. You found your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes like your last situationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG (direct-to-garment) print, so the colors stay vivid through your entire healing arc\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePreshrunk, because at least something in your life should be predictable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, one of the best.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is the shirt you buy for the friend who just got out of something \"complicated\" and can finally joke about it. Works for birthdays, therapy milestones, or any occasion where \"I saw this and thought of your toxic ex\" is an appropriate card message. Also a solid self-purchase if you're celebrating personal growth (or documenting the lack of it).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the T Is For Trauma Bonding Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL in a unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart if you're between sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's preshrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it keeps its shape.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print going to fade or crack?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing bonds the ink into the fabric, so the design holds up and doesn't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTo someone, probably. But if you're already on this page, you're not that someone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the red-flag alphabet series?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur ongoing collection of sarcastic tees that reimagine the alphabet with toxic relationship energy. T is for Trauma Bonding. Collect the whole set or just grab the letter that hits closest to home.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42512891379794,"sku":"TIsForF-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42512891412562,"sku":"TIsForF-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42512891445330,"sku":"TIsForF-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42512891478098,"sku":"TIsForF-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42512891510866,"sku":"TIsForF-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42512891543634,"sku":"TIsForF-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42512891576402,"sku":"TIsForF-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/T_Is_For_Trauma_Bonding_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1784399459","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/t-is-for-trauma-bonding-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}