{"product_id":"taco-bout-a-bad-decision-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Taco 'Bout A Bad Decision Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Taco 'Bout A Bad Decision Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone whose worst ideas always involve a tortilla. Heavyweight cotton, unisex fit, and a graphic that captures the exact moment before you order a fourth street taco at 2 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003ePeople who think 3 AM Taco Bell runs count as self-care. Your friend who says \"one more\" every single time and means it every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you've ever described a meal as \"a journey\" or woken up with hot sauce on your pillowcase, this is the shirt your closet's been missing. It's not aspirational. It's a confession you're proud of.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can survive your salsa incidents and still look good\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, even after taco night)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e because you're making bad decisions, not fashion ones\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your last relationship\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePre-shrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e so at least your shirt won't betray you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's a great gift. If someone in your life has ever said \"I regret nothing\" while holding a taco, just buy it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, holidays, or as a passive-aggressive commentary on someone's eating habits. The kind of gift where they open it, laugh, and then actually wear it. Repeatedly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e S through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit that works on everyone.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shrink in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e Nope. Pre-shrunk heavyweight cotton. Wash it, dry it, wear it again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHow's the print quality?\u003c\/strong\u003e DTG (direct-to-garment) printing. Colors stay vibrant and won't crack or peel. Your taco shirt deserves better than iron-on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually funny or just cringe?\u003c\/strong\u003e If you have to ask, it might not be for you. But the people who get it really get it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42375288356946,"sku":"TacoBout-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42375288389714,"sku":"TacoBout-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42375288422482,"sku":"TacoBout-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42375288455250,"sku":"TacoBout-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42375288488018,"sku":"TacoBout-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42375288520786,"sku":"TacoBout-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42375288553554,"sku":"TacoBout-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Taco_Bout_A_Bad_Decision_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1776790325","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/taco-bout-a-bad-decision-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}