{"product_id":"taco-slut-backprint-funny-t-shirt","title":"Taco Slut Tee (BACKPRINT)","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Taco Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is two words on the back of a shirt and the most honest thing you'll wear all year. A flat, shameless declaration of taco commitment, printed on heavyweight cotton in black or white. No graphic, no setup. Just the confession.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone who has ordered a third taco knowing full well they didn't need it. So, most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design sits on the back of the shirt, which means whoever is standing behind you in line at the truck at 1am gets your entire personality in two words. The front is blank, giving you just enough plausible deniability for polite company. You ordered for the table and ate most of it. We both know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that handles whatever you spill on it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S to 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because this shirt still has standards even if you don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts your willpower at the taco stand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWait, there are more of these?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThere are. Unethical Threads runs a whole Slut lineup: Beer, Hot Dog, Iced Coffee, Liquor, Pizza, Pumpkin Spice, and Ramen all have their own tees. Pick whatever you can't say no to, or grab one for the friend who already knows their weakness. They make unreasonably good gifts for people who treat appetite as a personality trait.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe back. The front is blank. Your taco confession faces the world behind you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Taco Slut Tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade in the wash?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG printing holds its color through regular washing. Your commitment to tacos will outlive the shirt itself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this come in other colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. That's the whole menu.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the word 'slut' going to offend people?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt means you eat tacos with zero restraint. Nothing more, nothing less. 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