{"product_id":"taco-slut-funny-t-shirt","title":"Taco Slut Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Taco Slut Tee from Unethical Threads is a two-word confession on heavyweight cotton. No graphic, no setup, just the kind of honesty that hits when you're standing at the taco truck at 1 a.m. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople whose taco consumption qualifies as a lifestyle. If you've got a hot sauce ranking system, if the guy at the truck knows your order, if your friends stopped asking \"want to split?\" because the answer was always no, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Taco Slut Tee is text only. Two words, no graphic, nothing to decode. It's the shortest possible confession and it works because you already know it's true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle your salsa drip rate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e in sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e for keeping it simple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the confession doesn't fade, no matter how many times you wash off the evidence\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eText-only design.\u003c\/strong\u003e Two words. That's the whole shirt.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift. You know exactly who needs this. The friend who orders \"a few tacos\" and comes back with twelve. The one who rates every taco truck within a 30-mile radius.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is part of a bigger lineup. Beer Slut, Pizza Slut, Iced Coffee Slut, Pumpkin Spice Slut, and more are already in the store. Pick your vice. Collect the whole problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes the Taco Slut Tee come in different colors?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It comes in black or white. Pick whichever hides your hot sauce stains better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for everyone from light snacker to competitive eater.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the text sharp wash after wash. Your commitment to tacos is permanent, so your shirt should be too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about tacos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Tacos. The food. 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