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If you've ever described April 15th as a personal loss, the Taxes Paid Freedom Questionable tee is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that won't disintegrate after three washes (looking at you, fast fashion)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck, because we're sarcastic, not experimental\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that actually survives the laundry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, so people only see your hot take when you walk away\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this actually a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHonestly, yes. It's a perfect sarcastic gift for Tax Day, Father's Day, or the birthday of anyone who's ever muttered \"taxation is theft\" while filling out a 1040. Uncle Sam staring out from the back of this shirt hits different when you hand it over with a straight face. Just make sure the recipient has a sense of humor. Or doesn't. Either way, it's funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this shirt come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works for basically everyone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design is printed on the back. The front is clean, so you control the reveal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this shirt available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. Both feature the full Uncle Sam graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill this shirt shrink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton. Follow the care label and it holds its shape. We're not responsible for dryer crimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a political shirt?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a tax shirt. No party, no candidate. 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