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Receipt wear, not protest wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that survives tax season and every season after it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e, sizes S through 4XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, no weird collar situations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the ink outlasts your patience with the IRS\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003eblack or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a tax day gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If someone in your life has ever stared at a pay stub, exhaled slowly, and said nothing, this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for accountants, libertarians, your uncle who won't stop talking about the Federal Reserve, or literally anyone who files a return and feels vaguely robbed afterward. Peak sarcastic gift energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does the Taxes Paid Freedom Questionable tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt political?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's about taxes, not parties. Everyone pays, everyone questions. That's the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDTG printing locks the ink in. Follow the care label and you're set.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for an accountant or tax person?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they've ever looked at a pay stub and sighed, yes. 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