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The uncle who delivers mangled wisdom like he's quoting scripture.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis scrambled proverb tee is that energy, printed in four lines across your back for everyone walking behind you to quietly lose it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a shirt, not a suggestion of one\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e (yes, we make shirts for humans of all sizes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because some things don't need reinventing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e for color that outlasts most New Year's resolutions\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack print design\u003c\/strong\u003e, front is blank (let them wonder)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eDoes this work as a gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes, and it's a weirdly thoughtful one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who butchers every idiom they attempt, this is basically their portrait on a shirt. It also works for anyone who collects funny graphic tees, appreciates absurdist humor, or hears \"Teach A Man Horse\" and thinks yeah, that tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe design is printed on the back. Four lines of mangled proverb text across the back of the shirt. The front is blank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eS through 4XL, unisex relaxed fit. Check the size chart on this page for exact measurements.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's DTG printed, so the ink is embedded in the fabric. Wash cold, tumble dry low, and it holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat colors is this available in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBlack or white. 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