{"product_id":"teach-a-man-horse-and-makes-him-water-drink-funny-t-shirt","title":"Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink tee from Unethical Threads takes two perfectly good proverbs and reassembles them like IKEA furniture with no instructions. Four lines of stacked text, delivered with the confidence of a man who has never been corrected. Available in black or white.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who mangle every saying they've ever heard and have zero interest in being corrected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe guy at the cookout who starts every sentence with \"you know what they say\" and then proceeds to say something nobody has ever said. Your uncle. Your coworker. The one in the group chat who sends motivational quotes that technically aren't words. It's also weirdly popular with English teachers, which tracks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e with actual substance to it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit\u003c\/strong\u003e from S to 4XL, because wisdom comes in all sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG print\u003c\/strong\u003e that keeps the text sharp through regular washing (the proverb is broken, the print isn't)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAvailable in black or white\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a great gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGive it to the friend who butchers every saying and doesn't realize it. Or the one who does it on purpose. Either way, you're getting a photo of them wearing it within the hour. Works for Father's Day, birthdays, or as a quiet roast disguised as a present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat does \"Teach A Man Horse And Makes Him Water Drink\" mean?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's two proverbs run through a blender and poured out wrong. If you need more explanation than that, this might not be your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eIs this shirt offensive?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly to the English language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWill the print crack or fade?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. DTG printing keeps the text crisp through regular washing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eDoes it come in other colors?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBlack or white. 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