{"product_id":"tequila-is-cheaper-than-therapy-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy Black Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy Black Tee from Unethical Threads is for anyone who did the math and picked the liquor store over a copay. Heavyweight cotton graphic tee with DTG printing. Terrible financial advice, excellent shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho Actually Wears This?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've been told they should \"talk to someone\" and decided a bottle of Patrón counts. This isn't a frat boy tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's for the person at the party who's simultaneously the funniest and most concerning guest. Bartenders love you. Your friends worry about you. You're fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that actually feels like a real shirt, not a tissue with a neck hole\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, classic cut, nothing weird going on structurally\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e so the colors don't bail on you (your liver might, but the shirt won't)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBlack tee\u003c\/strong\u003e, pairs with everything including questionable life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. If the person on your list has ever said \"I don't need therapy, I need a drink,\" you're done shopping. Works for birthdays, holidays, or just because you saw it and thought of someone specific. That's not an insult. That's love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a unisex relaxed fit available in S through 4XL. If you're between sizes, go with your gut. Or go up. Nobody ever regretted a slightly roomier tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. It's DTG printed, which means the ink is embedded in the fabric, not sitting on top. Wash it inside out on cold if you want to be nice to it. It'll hold up either way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they drink tequila and skip therapy, yes. If they do both, also yes. It's a safe bet for anyone who laughs at their own coping mechanisms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHeavyweight cotton. Thick enough to feel substantial, not so thick you're sweating through brunch. Crew neck, relaxed fit, the works.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ Small","offer_id":42379494490194,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Medium","offer_id":42379494522962,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ Large","offer_id":42379494555730,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":42379494588498,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379494621266,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379494654034,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379494686802,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyB-Black-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Tequila_Is_Cheaper_Than_Therapy_Black_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777126498","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/tequila-is-cheaper-than-therapy-black-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}