{"product_id":"tequila-is-cheaper-than-therapy-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy White Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Tequila Is Cheaper Than Therapy White Tee from Unethical Threads is a funny drinking shirt for people who've done the math on mental health. Heavyweight cotton, solid DTG print, and a life philosophy you can wear to the bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who think a shot of Patron counts as self-care. Your friend who sends tequila memes at 2 PM on a Wednesday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe coworker who microdoses chaos. It fits anyone in S through 4XL who'd rather laugh about their problems than sit on a beige couch and talk about them. Honestly, if you've ever chosen a margarita over a copay, this tee already belongs in your closet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that doesn't feel like a tissue paper giveaway shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, sizes S through 4XL (yes, inclusive of your post-margarita body)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew neck, because we're casual, not reckless\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG print for color that actually survives the washing machine\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite tee, so maybe don't wear it while doing tequila shots with lime\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExtremely. If someone in your life has ever said \"I need a drink\" instead of \"I need to talk about it,\" this is their shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWorks for birthdays, Cinco de Mayo, or a random Tuesday when someone you love is clearly going through it. Pair it with an actual bottle of tequila and you've outperformed every gift card on the planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this shirt actually about drinking tequila instead of going to therapy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a funny tequila shirt for people who'd rather pour one than talk about their feelings. We don't judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this tee come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it runs comfortable on pretty much everybody.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNope. DTG (direct-to-garment) printing keeps the graphic locked in wash after wash. Turn it inside out if you want to baby it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this a good gift for someone?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf they drink tequila and skip therapy, absolutely. If they're your actual therapist, even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42379493441618,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42379493474386,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42379493507154,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42379493539922,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42379493572690,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42379493605458,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42379493638226,"sku":"TequilaCheaperTherapyW-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Tequila_Is_Cheaper_Than_Therapy_White_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1777126110","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/tequila-is-cheaper-than-therapy-white-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}