{"product_id":"tequila-made-me-do-it-tee-funny-t-shirt","title":"Tequila Made Me Do It Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Tequila Made Me Do It tee from Unethical Threads is your wearable alibi. You didn't do it. The tequila did. Now you have the paperwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eWho actually wears this?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who've woken up with a story they can't fully explain and a phone full of evidence they're not ready to review.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your best nights start with \"just one shot\" and end with someone else driving, this is your uniform. It's not a cry for help. It's a lifestyle announcement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHeavyweight cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e that can handle whatever you put it through (and whatever you spill on it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S through 4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e, because bad decisions come in every size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCrew neck\u003c\/strong\u003e, because you're not an animal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDTG printed\u003c\/strong\u003e, so the color stays vivid long after your memory of last night fades\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eIs this a good gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's a perfect gift for the friend who always has a tequila story. The one everyone looks at when something goes sideways at the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know exactly who that person is. If you don't, it might be you. Either way, add to cart.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes this run true to size?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. It's a relaxed unisex fit. If you're between sizes, check the size chart, but most people go with their usual.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill the print fade after washing?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo. It's DTG printed, so the ink is part of the fabric, not sitting on top of it. Wash it as many times as you need to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs this actually comfortable or just another stiff novelty tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's heavyweight cotton, so it has structure but breaks in nicely. This is not a scratchy gas station shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I wear this to work?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat depends entirely on where you work and how much you value continued employment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n","brand":"Unethical Threads","offers":[{"title":"White \/ Small","offer_id":42375248511058,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Medium","offer_id":42375248543826,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ Large","offer_id":42375248576594,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":42375248609362,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":42375248642130,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":42375248674898,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-3XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 4XL","offer_id":42375248707666,"sku":"TequilaMadeMeDoIt-White-4XL","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0551\/9402\/6066\/files\/Tequila_Made_Me_Do_It_Tee_Funny_T_Shirt.png?v=1776786496","url":"https:\/\/unethicalthreads.com\/products\/tequila-made-me-do-it-tee-funny-t-shirt","provider":"Unethical Threads","version":"1.0","type":"link"}