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Either way, this shirt says what your biology teacher wouldn't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton that actually feels substantial, not tissue-paper-with-a-logo\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex relaxed fit, S-4XL (yes, even your biggest friend can broadcast cardiovascular romance)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDTG printed for color that survives your questionable laundry habits\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesign printed on the back, because the best things happen behind you\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eIs This a Good Gift?\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAbsolutely. This is the gift for someone who sends you unsolicited biology facts at 2 AM.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the partner who thinks romance is weird, clinical observations delivered with total sincerity. Wrap it, hand it over, watch them read it twice. It hits different when you realize it's technically true.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eFrequently Asked Questions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs The Blood In Your Boner Has Been In Your Heart actually true?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYes. Blood circulates. That's how bodies work. The shirt is just being honest about it in the most uncomfortable way possible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes does this come in?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eS through 4XL. Unisex relaxed fit, so it works on pretty much every body type.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the design on the front or the back?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBack print only. 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